A woman places an ad in the local newspaper.
“Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings.
“Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms, so I won’t beat you, and no legs, so I won’t run away.”
“What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts.
Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
