Two Catholic priests went on vacation to Honolulu.
On this occasion, they were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as priests.
They wanted to enjoy this vacation just like regular people do.
So, as soon as the plane landed they went straight to a local beachwear store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses.
The next morning they decided to go for a walk along the beach dressed in their new clothes.
They were sitting in a beach bar enjoying a long, cool drink, taking in the sunshine and the scenery when an attractive blonde woman in a bikini came walking straight towards them.
This lady was truly stunning, so they couldn’t help but stare.
As she passed them she smiled and said to them in turn, “Good morning, Father,” and “Good morning to you too, Father.”
They were both stunned into silence. How could she know they were both Catholic priests?
So later that day, they went back to the beachwear store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Outfits so loud, you could hear them a mile away.
The next day, dressed in their new, outrageous attire, they settled down once again in the beach bar to enjoy a cold drink.
Once again, the attractive blonde, wearing a different bikini, came walking towards them.
Again she nodded at each of them, and said, “Good morning, Father,” and “Good morning to you too, Father.”
Well, the priests were shocked because they’d been recognised as priests once again.
“Just a minute, young lady,” said one of the priests.
“Yes, Father?” she responded.
“Now it’s true, we’re priests and we’re proud of it,” he responded. “But how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
“Father, it’s me,” the blonde replied, “Sister Philomena!”
