Jane is arguing with her husband, Bill about the winter weather, precipitation and how they would describe the amount of moisture currently in the atmosphere.
“Well,” said Jane. “This to me is drizzle.”
“No,” Bill responded. “It’s heavy mist.”
This debate went on for a while and then, eventually, Jane suggested they ask the elderly man next door.
“Hey,” said Jane, “Rudolf’s a former Soviet communist from Russia. He’ll know all about bad weather.”
So they went next door and asked Rudolf for his opinion.
“It is drizzle,” Rudolf declared.
Needless to say, Bill felt a little put out, losing the argument in this way.
“Why should we accept his judgement anyway?” asked Bill.
Jane smiled and said, “Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!”
