For past 40 years, my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said – Why did you stop brushing your teeth
Marriage is a social crime
