Dave and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dave looks over at his wife and says, “Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”
He exclaims while laughing. His wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Dave was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one tiny little weenie?
