One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a s**t.
So he parked his car on the side strip, got out, went over to a bush and took a s**t in his hat. He couldn’t leave his hat there because it had his name in it.
He took his hat and on the way to his car he saw a police man. He quickly covered the hat with his hand.
The police officer came over and asked him what was in the hat. The guy said, “It’s a hurt bird.”
The police officer said, “Let me see the bird.”
The man said, “I can’t, if I take my hand off it will fly away.”
The police officer said, “Let me see the bird.”
The man replied, “I can’t. If I take my hand away it will fly off.”
They kept that up for about five minutes.
Then the police officer got mad and asked him one more time, “Take your hand away and I will reach in really fast and the bird won’t fly away!”
The guy said, “Alright,” and he slowly removed his hand.
The police officer reached in and grabbed a handful of s**t and asked the man, “What is this?”
The man replied, “You scared the s**t out of the bird.”
