Frog Noise

A little girl and her brother are whispering to each other.

A moment later, the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.”

Grandpa says, “No.”

The little boy goes on, “Please… please make a frog noise.”

Grandpa says, “No, now go play.”

The little boy then says to his sister, “Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise.”

So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, “Please make a frog noise.”

Grandpa says, “I just told your brother ‘no’ and I’m telling you ‘no’.”

The little girl says, “Please… please Grandpa, make a frog noise.”

Grandpa says, “Why do you want me to make a frog noise?”

The little girl pipes up, “Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!”