A grand New Year’s party was held at Alvin’s office.
When Alvin wakes up the next day at home, he vaguely remembers that he had a dispute with his boss.
He asks his wife, “Did something happen?”
“God knows sweetie,” she replies, “you said to him that he could go to hell.”
“And then?”
“He fired you!”
“Fuck him!”
“See,” says the cute wife, “I said the same and now you have your job back.”