A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to attend and couldn’t find a parking space.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking wine.”
Miraculously, a parking space opened up right in front of her destination.
The woman looked up to heaven and said, “Never mind, Lord; I found one on my own.”
Extra Joke: Contacts
A policeman stops Brenda, an elderly lady, and asks for her driving license.
He looks at the license and says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
Brenda, slightly miffed, explains, “Well, I have contacts.”
Retorts the policeman, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
