Scavenger Hunt

A woman in Atlanta answered her front door and found little Trinity and Tyler standing there, holding a list.

“Lady,” explained Trinity, “we are on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar.”

“Wow,” the woman replied.

“Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?”

“Our babysitter’s boyfriend.”