There was a joke in the early days of computers….
An IT guy comes into an auto shop, complaining that his car won’t drive fast enough. The mechanic looks at the car and says…”Okay, here is what I want you to do. Take it out on the road.”
“Okay.”
“Close all the windows.”
“Okay.”
“Turn the car off. Let it sit for ten minutes.”
“Okay.”
“Turn it back on. Open all the windows.”
“Okay.”
“That’s it.”
“Seriously? That will fix my car? I don’t have to do anything else?”
Mechanic (shrugs): “Well, it’s what you told me to do when my computer wasn’t working, so you tell me?”
