Every adult knows that trying to understand and simplify life is an impossible feat.
But it can turn out to be pretty entertaining when you put some humor into it.
After all, adulthood often gets the best of us, so it surely won’t hurt to lighten up and look at life from a different angle every once in a while.
Here are the best attempts to simplify adult life – and as you will see, they’re ridiculously true!
Office Arithmetic
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
Relation Arithmetic
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Shopping Mathematics
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he neeeds.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not need.
Happiness Formula
To be happy with a man – understand him a lot, love him a little
To be happy with a woman – love her a lot, don’t try to understand her at all.
Marriage Formula
A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change but she does.
Future Formula
A woman worries about the future util she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband…)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Argument Formula
A woman has the last word in any argument.
(Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.)
Success Formula
Successful Man: One who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Successful Woman: One who finds such a man.
