My Wife Thinks She Is A Chicken

A man runs to the doctor and says,

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me.

My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”

The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”

“Two years,” says the man.

“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”

Healing Sign

Marcia is in hospital suffering from a severe sinus infection.

It caused the entire left side of her face to swell and none of the medications seem to work.

On the third day, the nurse wants Marcia to believe that she is finally recovering.

She holds up a mirror and announces excitedly, “Look, your wrinkles are coming back!”