A man was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
“£30,” she whispers.
The man had never been with a lady of the night before, but decides what the hell, it’s only £30.
So they hid in the bushes.
They’re going “at it” for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman.
‘So, what’s going on here?’ asks the cop.
“I’m making love to me wife,” The man answers sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Neither did I, til ya shined that bloody light on her face!”
