Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse

Paddy saw an elderly woman drop her purse in the high street this morning,

so he quickly followed her.

As he was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.

So he ran after her shouting,

“You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”

She didn’t hear him and proceeded to get onto the bus,

So he got on the bus behind her.

As he walked to the back of the bus he breathlessly said,

“You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s.”

“Thank you so much,” she said,

“Where is it?”

He replied,

“I just told you, it’s on the floor outside McDonald’s.”