A Couple Were Talking On The Phone


Wife: Where are you?

Husband: At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife : Turn on the mixer.

Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee…

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day

Suspicious Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband : Yes.

Wife: Turn on the mixer.

Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee…

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him:

“Son, where is your father?”

Son: “I don’t know, he went out with the mixer…