A Husband Said To His Wife

Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.”

Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”

Again, the next day, he says the same thing:

“Today is a fine day.”

Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband:

“Since last week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day.’ I am fed up. What’s the matter?”

Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said:

‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.”