A Policeman Goes Home After A Long And Exhausting Day

A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work.

He enters the dark bedroom and strips off his uniform, leaving it on the floor.

Being so tired he did not bother to turn on the light, plus he didn’t want to disturb his wife who was in bed.

Just before he got into bed his wife said

“Honey we are out of bread, please buy one at the corner shop, as I needed it to make breakfast for the kids.”

” Fine,” said the husband,

“but you should have mentioned it before I took off my uniform.”

He then put on his uniform and went to the corner shop. He took up the loaf of bread and while paying for it, the cashier says to him

“New job?”

“Nah” replied the policeman.

“Really?” said the cashier,

“so how come you have on fireman uniform?”