A Squirrel Was Sitting On A Tree

A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently.

Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree.

“What the hell are you doing,” cried the squirrel.

“I want to eat some cherries.”

“But this is an oak tree. There aren’t any cherries here.”

“It’s okay,” said the elephant.

“I brought my own.”