An Old Man Paddy Walks Into A Chemist’s

An old man Paddy walks into a chemist’s laboratory, pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist.

“Wid ye mind tastin that fir me”?

The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust.

“That’s terrible,” he says.

“So bitter”.

Paddy the old man replies with delight

“Oh tats good news, they told me to bring a sample here and get tested fir me sugar levels”.