Sue Phones Her Husband At Work

Sue phones her husband at work,

” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”

“Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.”

“But this won’t take long,” Sue says,

“I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”

“I really haven’t the time,” says Dan,

” so just quickly tell me the good news.”

“Oh, all right then, the good news is that the airbag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.”