“Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks.“Not really,” says Mary.“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.“No,” she responds.“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.”“Well, what would you like for our anniversary?” John asks.“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” says John.
