Little billy is out back in his yard playing with his toy airplane when his mother happens to glance out of the open window.
8 year old Billy “flies” his toy airplane around, making engine noises until it, presumably at it’s imaginary destination, comes screeching to a halt.”
Ladies and gentlemen”, says billy, pretending to be the captain.
“Everyone getting the hell out should get the hell out.
And anyone getting the hell in, should get the hell in.
“Shocked, his mother yells out the window “Billy!! You get in here this instant.
Where did you learn that kind of language?? Your going to sit in the corner and think about what you did.
“With a “yes ma’am” Billy retires to the corner.
A few hours go by and Billy’s mother tells him he can go back outside.
” You can go play again, but watch your mouth young man.”
” Yes ma’am”Billy goes back outside and flies around a bit, making engine noises, then looks at the kitchen window.
He flies around a little bit more and checks the window again.
A third time he flies around making engine noises then suddenly comes to a stop.”
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We will be back under way shortly.
And anyone who is upset about the 3 hour delay… Blame the bitch in the window.”
