The US ambassador

The US ambassador was meeting the North Korea ambassador.

During the meeting, wanting to impress the Korean, the American ambassador started boasting.

“Last week, I was in London. I met the Olympic 1000 metres gold medallist.

The previous week, I was in Brussels. I met the world’s leading mathematician.

The week before, I was in Paris.

I shook hands with the most beautiful supermodel in the universe.

A few days earlier, I was in Rome.

I had lunch with the most accomplished chef who ever lived.

From there, I went to Zurich, where I got an autograph from the best composer in the world!

“The Korean ambassador nodded humbly.

“Yes, our Supreme Leader has been travelling a lot recently.”