Three beautiful young girls are walking along the beach when they come across a man sunbathing.
He has no arms or legs.
The first girl goes up to him and says, “Have you ever been hugged?”
The man shakes his head, so she bends down and gives him a big hug.
The second girl asks him if he has ever been kissed.
Again he shakes his head so she bends down and gives him a long lingering kiss.
Then the third girl asks him if he has ever been do the naughty things.
“No, no,” he stammers, his face lighting up in anticipation.
“Well, you are now,” she replies “the tide’s coming in.
