The Neon Cloud

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, “Su…

A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make th…

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they…

A guy talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Wh…

Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a to…