Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he accidentally lost it down the drain.
Johnny starts swearing his head off when the local priest walks past.
“Johnny, you shouldn’t swear like that. God’s everywhere”
“Bullsh!t, he can’t be everywhere at once,” says Johnny.
“But he is. He’s around us as we speak” replies the priest.
“OK,” says Johnny, “Is he at the top of the hill?”
“Yes my child.”
“Is he in that tree over there?”
“Yes my child.”
“Is he in my dad’s garage?”
“Of course he is Johnny, God’s everywhere”
“Well, you’re a f*cking liar cause my dad doesn’t have a garage!”
