Norman’s Woes

Albert walks into a bar and sees his friend Norman at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching Norman, he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”

“My mother died in August,” Norman said, “and left me $125,000.”

“Gee, that’s tough,” replied Albert.

“Then in September,” Norman continued, “my father died, leaving me $900,000.”

“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

“Then last month, my aunt died and left me $150,000.”

“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”

“Then this month,” continued Norman, “absolutely nothing!”