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Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water.

The servant did as he was asked.

The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water.

The servant brought him another glass of water.

Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request.

After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water.

“Nothing,” the Englishman answered imperturbably, “It’s simply that my room is on fire.”